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• The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful. My thoughts aren't too clear, but don't run away.
  My girlfriend's a bore; my job is too dutiful. Hell nobody's perfect, would you like to play?...
• The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
• Q: "If I were to ask you a *very* simple question, do you think you might be able to answer it without it troubling your intellect too much?
  Ready? Here goes. Would I permit you to lock me away if I still had all my powers?...
• Whenever I need to ``get away,'' I just get away in my mind.
  I go to my imaginary spot, where the beach is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect....
• Otto: My standards are just too high, you know? I feel like nobody's good enough for me.
  [a flea falls from his hair] Oh. You think you got 'em all, but you forget about the eggs!...
• Skinner: Mother doesn't approve of me dating so I need you to keep her busy for a few hours while Edna and I sneak out.
  [sneaks out] Bart: Oh, I can't take much more of this....
• If I could read your mind, love, What a tale your thoughts could tell
  Just like a paperback novel, The kind the drugstore sells, When you reach the part where the heartaches come, The hero would be me, Heroes often fail, You won't read that book again, because the ending is just too hard to take....
• I know how you feel. I lost my dog, too. He's in here somewhere.
• I was out in the backyard one beautiful day. I said to my mother, "Mama, why don't I have no sister or no brother?
  She said, "Go away, go play, don't worry your mother, dear....