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The local minister noticed a little girl standing outside of his door with a basket of kittens.
"Hello, little girl, what do you have there?" "These are my Democratic kittens," she replied....
The `loner' may be respected, but he is always resented by his colleagues, for he seems to be passing a critical judgment on them, when he may be simply making a limiting statement about himself.
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The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself. -- Henry Kissinge
The longer the title, the less important the job.
The longest part of the journey is said to be the passing of the gate. -- Marcus Terentius Varro
The Lord gave us farmers two strong hands so we could grab as much as we could with both of them.
-- Major Major's fathe...
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Indian Giver be the name of the Lord.
The Lord prefers common-looking people. That is the reason that He makes so many of them.
-- Abraham Lincol...
The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons. -- Ralph Waldo Emerso

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