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  -- Bill Lawrence...
• The honeymoon is over when he says, "You CAN'T start labor now--it's my bowling night!
• To congratulate Bill Clinton, send candy - he already got Flowers!
• You know the honeymoon is over when you wife says she's going to slip into something a little more comfortable, and it turns out to be a twin bed!
• Three fellas up in heaven. St. Peter's interviewing them.
  He says to the first guy, "How did you get up here in heaven?...
• Albert Einstein was a late talker as a child. His parents were understandably worried.
  finally at the supper table one evening, He broke his silence to say, The soup is too hot....
• What say you to such a supper with such a woman?
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Note to a Letter on Bowles's Stricture...
• Do you know why the fairy sits at the top of the Xmas tree ?
  One year, Santa had one tree left over after giving everybody one, and when one of his fairy helpers asked what she should do with it, he told her....
• The Worst Car Hire Service When David Schwartz left university in 1972, he set up Rent-a-wreck as a joke.
  Being a natural prankster, he acquired a fleet of beat-up shabby, wreckages waiting for the scrap heap in California....