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The luck that is ordained for you will be coveted by others.
The lunatic, the lover, and the poet, Are of imagination all compact.
.. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "A Midsummer Night's Dream...
The Macintosh is Xerox technology at its best.
The magic of our first love is our ignorance that it can ever end. -- Benjamin Disraeli
The main problem I have with cats is, they're not dogs. -- Kevin Cowherd
The major advances in civilization are processes that all but wreck the societies in which they occur.
-- A.N. Whitehead...
The major difference between bonds and bond traders is that the bonds will eventually mature.
The major sin is the sin of being born. -- Samuel Becke
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutang trying to play the violin. -- Honore DeBalzac
The majority of the stupid is invincible and guaranteed for all time.
The terror of their tyranny, however, is alleviated by their lack of consistency....

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