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The earth is like a tiny grain of sand, only much, much heavier.
The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also.
"I would not interfere with any one's religion, either to strengthen it or to weake...
The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision -- it *pleasurably* reaffirms your Jewishness.
-- Mel Brook...
The elder gods went to Yuggoth, and all you got was this lousy fortune.
The Encyclopaedia Galactica defines a robot as a mechanical apparatus designed to do the work of a man.
The marketing division of Sirius Cybernetics Corporation defines a robot as 'Your Plastic Pal W...
The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. -- Buckminster Fulle
The end of labor is to gain leisure.
The end of the world will occur at three p.m., this Friday, with symposium to follow.
The ends justify the means. -- after Matthew Prio
The energy produced by the breaking down of the atom is a very poor kind of thing.
Anyone who expects a source of power from the transformation of these atoms is talking moonshine....

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