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The flow chart is a most thoroughly oversold piece of program documentation.
-- Frederick Brooks, "The Mythical Man Month...
The flush toilet is the basis of Western civilization. -- Alan Coul
The following statement is not true. The previous statement is true.
The Following Subsume All Physical and Human Laws: 1.
You can't push on a string. 2. Ain't no free lunches....
The Force is what holds everything together. It has its dark side, and it has its light side.
It's sort of like cosmic duct tape....
The [Ford Foundation] is a large body of money completely surrounded by people who want some.
-- Dwight MacDonald...
The forest is safe because a lion lives therein and the lion is safe because it lives in a forest.
Likewise the friendship of persons rests on mutual help. -- Laukikanyay....
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The founding fathers tried to set up a judicial system where the accused received a fair trial, not a system to insure an acquittal on technicalities.
The founding fathers tried to set up a system where a man got a fair trial, not a system to get let him get off on technicalities.

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