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• The end of the world will occur at 3:00 p.m., this Friday, with symposium to follow.
• The world ends at 8 P. M.... Film at 11.
• Education fails unless the three R's at one end of the school spectrum lead ultimately to the Four P's at the other -- Preparation for Earning
  Preparation for Living, Preparation for Understanding, Preparation for Participation in the problems involved in the making of a better world....
• One half of the world doesn't know how the other three-quarters lives. -- P. G. Wodehouse
• EMP /E-M-P/ See spam.
• Three Nevers for Proper Gentlemen 1. Never shoot south of the Thames.
  2. Never follow whiskey with port. 3. Never have your wife in the morning--the day may have something better to offer....