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The first riddle I ever heard, one familiar to almost every Jewish child, was propounded to me by my fathe
"What is it that hangs on the wall, is green, wet -- and whistles?" I knit my brow and th...
The first Rotarian was the first man to call John the Baptist "Jack." -- H.L. Mencke
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Ehrlich
The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts. -- Paul Erlich
The First Rule of Program Optimization: Don't do it.
The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!...
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue. -- Dorothy Parke
The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. -- Wm. Shakespeare, "Henry VI", Part IV
The first version always gets thrown away.
The five rules of Socialism: 1. Don't think. 2. If you do think, don't speak.
3. If you think and speak, don't write. 4. If you think, speak and write, don't sign....
...the flaw that makes perfection perfect.

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