The Egg Cream Is Psychologically The Opposite Of Circumcision -- It *pleasurably* Reaffirms Your Jewishness.

The Egg Cream Is Psychologically The Opposite Of Circumcision -- It pleasurably Reaffirms Your Jewishness.

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The egg cream is psychologically the opposite of circumcision -- it
*pleasurably* reaffirms your Jewishness.
-- Mel Brooks

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