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The courtroom was pregnant (pun intended) with anxious silence as the judge solemnly considered his verdict in the paternity suit before him.
Suddenly, he reached into the folds of his robes, drew ou...
The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Book review by Ambrose Bierce.
The cow is nothing but a machine which makes grass fit for us people to eat. -- John McNulty
The Crown is full of it! -- Nate Harris, 1775
The cry has been that when war is declared, all opposition should therefore be hushed.
A sentiment more unworthy of a free country could hardly be propagated....
The curse of the Irish is not that they don't know the words to a song -- it's that they know them *all*.
-- Susan Dooley...
The "cutting edge" is getting rather dull. -- Andy Purshottam
The Czechs announced after Sputnik that they, too, would launch a satellite.
Of course, it would orbit Sputnik, not Earth!...
The danger is not that a particular class is unfit to govern.
Every class is unfit to govern. -- Lord Acto...
The dangerous Lego Bomb, which targets shag rugs and scatters pieces of plastic that hurt like hell when you step on them is banned entirely.
... Hiring David Copperfield to pretend to saw the missile...

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