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The Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is held ever year at San Jose State Univ.
by Professor Scott Rice....
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people, and don't come in clearly enough.
-- Bill Mahe...
The carbonyl is polarized, The delta end is plus. The nucleophile will thus attack, The carbon nucleus.
Addition makes an alcohol, Of types there are but three. It makes a bond, to correspond, From C...
The cart has no place where a fifth wheel could be used. -- Herbert von Fritzla
The Celts invented two things, Whiskey and self-distruction.
The chains of marriage are so heavy that it takes two to carry them, and sometimes three.
-- Alexandre Duma...
The chicken that clucks the loudest is the one most likely to show up at the steam fitters picnic.
The chief cause of problems is solutions. -- Eric Sevareid
The chief enemy of creativity is "good" sense -- Picasso

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