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The church is near but the road is icy, the bar is far away but I will walk carefully.
-- Russian Proverb...
The church saves sinners, but science seeks to stop their manufacture. -- Elbert Hubbard
The City of Palo Alto, in its official description of parking lot standards, specifies the grade of wheelchair access ramps in terms of centimeters of rise per foot of run.
A compromise, I imagine......
The clash of ideas is the sound of freedom.
The clearest way into the Universe is through a forest wilderness. -- John Mui
The clergy successfully preached the doctrines of patience and pusillanimity
the active virtues of society were discouraged; and the last remains of a military spirit were buried in the cloiste...
The climate of Bombay is such that its inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when they fill out a job application.
The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form.
-- Stanley J. Randall...
The clothes have no emperor. -- C.A.R. Hoare, commenting on ADA.

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