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The Best Number For A Dinner Party Is Two -- Myself And A Damn Good Head Waiter.
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The best number for a dinner party is two -- myself and a damn good
head waiter.
-- Nubar Gulbenkian
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After a number of decimal places, nobody gives a damn.
Damn your principles! Stick to your party. -- Benjamin Disraeli
Having a party in his head, but no one else is invited.
I is the first letter of the alphabet, the first word of the language, the first thought of the mind, the first object of affection.
In grammar it is a pronoun of the first person and singular number....
Otto: Get off the bus or forever hold your peace, little dudes!
Bart: Otto, you know I respect you. I mean, you always let us throw stuff at cars and try to tip the bus on sharp turns....
Marge: All right, we'll give the dogs one more chance.
As long as the puppies don't do anything else wrong, they stay....