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• Well, Farrow was rather moving, my lord. A great strong ma
  he stood there gaunt and noble in the early morning mist, and in a loud, clear voice he cried out, 'My wife might have bloody well turned up!...
• There's no easy quick way out, we're gonna have to live through our whole lives, win, lose, or draw.
  -- Walt Kelly...
• During a grouse hunt in North Carolina two intrepid sportsmen were blasting away at a clump of trees near a stone wall.
  Suddenly a red-faced country squire popped his head over the wall and shouted, Hey, you almost hit my wife....
• During a grouse hunt in North Carolina two intrepid sportsmen were blasting away at a clump of trees near a stone wall.
  Suddenly a red-face country squire popped his head over the wall and shouted, "Hey, you almost hit my wife....
• We all have our opinions, but mine is correct.
• You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak For anything tougher than sue
  Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak -- Pray, how did you manage to do it?...