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The Bank Sent Our Statement This Morning, The Red Ink Was A Sight Of Great Awe!
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The bank sent our statement this morning,
The red ink was a sight of great awe!
Their figures and mine might have balanced,
But my wife was too quick on the draw.
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-- Walt Kelly...
During a grouse hunt in North Carolina two intrepid sportsmen were blasting away at a clump of trees near a stone wall.
Suddenly a red-faced country squire popped his head over the wall and shouted, Hey, you almost hit my wife....
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Suddenly a red-face country squire popped his head over the wall and shouted, "Hey, you almost hit my wife....
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