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• Since I hurt my pendulum My life is all erratic. My parrot, who was cordial, Is now transmitting static.
  The carpet died, a palm collapsed, The cat keeps doing poo....
• All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
• All my friends and I are crazy. That's the only thing that keeps us sane.
• Jimbo: Man, that guy's guitar is talking. Otto
  Hey, my shoes are talking too! Left Shoe: Don't worry....
• My other computer keeps calling me Dave.