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• A ship in harbor is safe -- but that is not what ships are for. -- John A. Shedd
• HARBOR, n. A place where ships taking shelter from stores are exposed to the fury of the customs.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Remember when 'safe sex' meant a padded headboard?
• A ship in harbour is safe, but that is not what ships are built for. William Shedd
• Smiley faces were meant to be annoying.
• Picard: "Didn't any of you ever play with ships in bottles when you were boys?
  Worf: "I did not play with toys." Data: "I was never a boy." -- "Booby Trap", Stardate unknow...
• Give all orders verbally. Never write anything down that might go into a "Pearl Harbor File.