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• Short people are vertically challenged.
• Life is short. Get it right.
• The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.
  -- Dave Barry...
• The Army is a place where you get up early in the morning to be yelled at by people with short haircuts and tiny brains.
  -- Dave Barry...
• This last Presidential election was something like the sex life of many people.
  They had to settle for what they could get....
• A short letter to the editor published in the Saturday, June 20 1992 edition of the Los Angeles Time
  I didn't get burned on my last auto repair bill. I got Seared....
• Has it ever rained cats and dogs?
• The last two words of the Star-Spangled Banner are not "Play Ball!" -- Solomon Sho