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• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
  -- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome scandal)...
• When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
  -- Richard Nixon as a boy (on the Teapot Dome scandal)...
• When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.
  -- Richard Nixon, as a boy, on the Teapot Dome scandal...
• When I think about myself, I almost laugh myself to death
  My life has been one great big joke, Sixty years in these folks' world A dance that's walked The child I works for calls me girl A song that's spoke, I say "Yes ma'am" for working's sake....
• Most of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in kindergarten.
  Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school....
• What 'PENTIUM' stands for ...
• When things are blackest, I just tell myself, "Cheer up, things could be worse!
  And sure enough, they get worse! -- Skeeve...