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Politics is the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month and next year.
And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen. -- Winston Churchill...
Politics, like religion, hold up the torches of matrydom to the reformers of error.
-- Thomas Jefferso...
Politics makes strange bedfellows, and journalism makes strange politics. -- Amy Gori
politics, n: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles.
The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. -- Ambrose Bierce...
Pollyanna's Educational Constant: The hyperactive child is never absent.
POLYGON: Dead parrot.
Polymer physicists are into chains.
Poorman's Rule: When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.
Pope Goestheveezl was the shortest reigning pope in the history of the Church, reigning for two hours and six minutes on 1 April 1866.
The white smoke had hardly faded into the blue of the Vatican sk...
Populus vult decipi. [The people like to be deceived.]

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