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• When you pull a plastic garbage bag from its handy dispenser package, you always get hold of the closed end and try to pull it open.
  -- Poorman's Rule...
• In approaching a double door, you will always go to the one door that is locked, pull when you should have pushed, and push when the sign says pull.
  Ehre's Double-Door Law...
• Are you trying to pull a Clinton on me?
• Just grab on this end and pull!
• Just as the prisoner was being strapped into the electric chair, the priest said, "Son, is there anything I can do for you?
  The prisoner said, "Yeah, when they pull the switch, hold my hand." -- Dick Gregory...
• If you are ever caught in a thunderstorm while playing golf
  he best way to keep from being struck by lightening is to pull out a 9-iron and hold it above your head, because not even God can hit a 9-iron....
• Why don't you do it, then? Look me in the eye. Pull the trigger.
  End my life. -- 7th Doctor, THE HAPPINESS PATROL...
• Pull the trigger and you're garbage. -- Lady Blue
• If at first you don't succeed, pull the plug. 8-)