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• May the Merrill Lynch Bull leave its portfolio on your rug!
• I see Dave Cutler, the man who created VMS, every time I go to Seattle.
  He is working on Microsoft NT, which I think is going to be very far-reaching....
• May a crazed yak fall in love with your sister.
• When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
  -- Stanislaw Lem...
• When you jump for joy, beware that no-one moves the ground from beneath your feet.
  -- Stanislaw Lem, "Unkempt Though...
• May your computer grow hands and massage your feet.
• Don't smoke in bed, the ashes that fall on the carpet may be your own.
• May your sister fall hopelessly in love with another woman.
• Concentrate on finding your goal, then concentrate on reaching it.