Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet,
he immediately becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which
involve doing uncomfortable things in those tiny toilets. These men should
not be encouraged, their fantasies are sadly low-rent and unimaginative.
Affect an aloof, cool demeanor as soon as any man tries to draw you out.
Unless, of course, he's the pilot.
-- Cynthia Heimel
Out of the best and most productive years of each man's life he should
carve a segment in which he puts his private career aside to serve his
community and his country, and thereby serve his children, his neighbors,
his fellow men, and the cause of freedom....
