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petribar: Any sun-bleached prehistoric candy that has been sitting in the window of a vending machine too long.
-- Rich Hall, "Snigle...
Phasers locked on target, Captain.
Philadelphia is not dull -- it just seems so because it is next to exciting Camden, New Jersy.
Philogyny recapitulates erogeny; erogeny recapitulates philogyny.
philosophy: The ability to bear with calmness the misfortunes of our friends.
philosophy: Unintelligible answers to insoluble problems.
Phone call for chucky-pooh.
phosflink: To flick a bulb on and off when it burns out (as if, somehow, that will bring it back to life).
-- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
Photographing a volcano is just about the most miserable thing you can do.
-- Robert B. Goodman [Who has clearly never tried to use a PDP-10. Ed.]...
Physically there is nothing to distinguish human society from the farm-yard except that children are more troublesome and costly than chickens and women are not so completely enslaved as farm stock.
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