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PLATONIC FRIENDSHIP: What develops when two people get tired of making love to each other.
Please do not look directly into laser with remaining eye.
Please don't put a strain on our friendship by asking me to do something for you.
Please don't recommend me to your friends-- it's difficult enough to cope with you alone.
PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE! Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer, emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.
Please forgive me if, in the heat of battle, I sometimes forget which side I'm on.
Please go away.
Please help keep the world clean: others may wish to use it.
Please ignore previous fortune.
Please keep your hands off the secretary's reproducing equipment.
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