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Picking up the pieces of my sweet shattered dream, I wonder how the old folks are tonight, Her name was Ann, and I'll be damned if I recall her face, She left me not knowing what to do.
Carefree High...
Pickle's Law: If Congress must do a painful thing, the thing must be done in an odd-number year.
Piddle, twiddle, and resolve, Not one damn thing do we solve. -- 1776
Pie are not square. Pie are round. Cornbread are square.
Piece of cake! -- G.S. Kobla
pig, n: An animal (Porcus omnivorous) closely allied to the human race by the splendor and vivacity of its appetite, which, however, is inferior in scope, for it balks at pig.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Pilfering Treasure property is paticularly dangerou
big thieves are ruthless in punishing little thieves. -- Diogene...
Pilots should avoid using illegal drugs. -- AOPA's Pilot's Handbook, 1988
Piping down the valleys wild, Piping songs of pleasant glee, On a cloud I saw a child, And he laughing said to me
"Pipe a song about a Lamb!" So I piped with merry cheer. "Piper, pipe that song agai...

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