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Persistence in one opinion has never been considered a merit in political leaders.
-- Marcus Tullius Cicero, "Ad familiares", 1st century BC...
Personifiers of the world, unite! You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity! -- Bernadette Bosky
Personifiers Unite! You have nothing to lose but Mr. Dignity!
Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished...
pessimist: A man who spends all his time worrying about how he can keep the wolf from the door.
optimist: A man who refuses to see the wolf until he seizes the seat of his pants....
Pete: Waiter, this meat is bad. Waiter: Who told you? Pete: A little swallow.
Peter's hungry, time to eat lunch.
Peter's Law of Substitution: Look after the molehills, and the mountains will look after themselves.
Peter's Principle of Success: Get up one time more than you're knocked down. Peter's Principle...
Peterson's Admonition: When you think you're going down for the third time -- just remember that you may have counted wrong.
Peterson's Rules: (1) Trucks that overturn on freeways are filled with something sticky.
(2) No cute baby in a carriage is ever a girl when called one....

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