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• idiot box, n: The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can't quite figure it out for themselves.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• mittsquinter, adj: A ballplayer who looks into his glove after missing the ball, as if, somehow, the cause of the error lies there.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• AQUADEXTROUS: Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• SCRIBLINE: The blank area on the back of credit cards where one's signature goes.
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• Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
  -- Sniglets, Rich Hall & Friend...
• Magnocartic, adj.: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
  -- Sniglets, "Rich Hall & Friend...
• MAGNOCARTIC: Any automobile that, when left unattended, attracts shopping carts.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...
• SLURM: The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long.
  -- "Sniglets", Rich Hall & Friend...