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• I feel so good I could do a week's work this afternoon.
• I overheard one of the secretaries in the office saying
  God I love it here... Why do I work here!? Because I'm too old for a paper route Too young for social security and too tired to have an affair....
• Computer: How do you feel? Spock: I don't understand the question.
• I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good. -- K. Coate
• Overheard: No, honey, I don't want to learn how to run the washing machine.
  I'm sorry I learned how to run the dishwasher. -- Andrew Maso...
• Sam: What do you know there, Norm? Norm: How to sit.
  How to drink. Want to quiz me? -- Cheers, Loverboyd Sam...
• McCoy: "You okay, Jim? How do you feel?" Kirk: "Young!
  I feel young!" -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8141.6...
• Tony, you're my agent. You _have_ to do something about this.
  ...How can it be the same movie if they've changed my character from a convenience store clerk to a jittery eskimo firefighter?...
• Whenever I think of program maintenance, I conjure up a picture of the Great Dust Bowl of the 30's.
  We have seen thousands of stirring films on "How the West was Won" but who wants to see a film on "How the West was Make Liveable After It was Won"?...