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• Ned: [gets sweater caught in a nail] Ooh, looks like a loose nail.
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• Please save your burned out bulbs for me -- I'm building a darkroom.
• Dedera's Law: In a three-story building served by one elevator, nine times out of ten the elevator car will be on a floor where you are not.
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• One nail drives out another. German Proverb
• Watch out for falling cornice stones today.
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