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Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
Pause for storage relocation.
paycheck: The weekly $5.
Payeen to a Twang Derrida Ore-Ida potato. If you dared, I'd ask you to go dig up your ides under brown- tubered skies.
where pitchforked you will ask Derrida?...
Peace be to this house, and all that dwell in it.
Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. -- A. Einstei
Peace is much more precious than a piece of land...
let there be no more wars. -- Mohammed Anwar Sadat, 1918-1981...
Peace, n: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
-- Ambrose Bierce...
Peanut Blossoms 4 cups sugar 16 tbsp. milk 4 cups brown sugar 4 tsp.
vanilla 4 cups shortening 14 cups flour 8 eggs 4 tsp....
Pecor's Health-Food Principle: Never eat rutabaga on any day of the week that has a "y" in it.

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