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Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to sweep it up, package it, and sell it as fertilizer.
Once Law was sitting on the bench And Mercy knelt a-weeping.
"Clear out!" he cried, "disordered wench! Nor come before me creeping....
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it's hard to get it back in. -- H.R. Haldema
Once there was this conductor see, who had a bass problem.
Once upon a time there...
Once upon a time there was a kingdom ruled by a great bear.
The peasants were not very rich, and one of the few ways to become at all wealthy was to become a Royal Knight....
Once you've seen one nuclear war, you've seen them all.

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