Once It Hits The Fan, The Only Rational Choice Is To Sweep It Up, Package It, And Sell It As Fertilizer.

Once It Hits The Fan, The Only Rational Choice Is To Sweep It Up, Package It, And Sell It As Fertilizer.

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Once it hits the fan, the only rational choice is to
sweep it up, package it, and sell it as fertilizer.

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The President of Eastern Airlines is marketing an Airplane Package Kit, the kind you ordinarily put together.
Only in this instance, the plane comes assembled and you break it up and sell the parts....
When your IQ hits 21, SELL!!
Your Choice: Be a Limbaugh fan or learn to think for yourself.
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed. -- Law of Uneven Dispersal
Law of Probable Dispersal: Whatever it is that hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.
The Law of Probable Dispersal: That which hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.