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• Kranske's Law: Beware of a day in which you don't have something to bitch about.
• Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you have the time to do something about it.
  -- Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book...
• One day you may achieve something that we Simpsons have dreamed about for generations.
  You may outsmart someone. -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu...
• What is there to complain about?
• Those who invented the law of supply and demand have no right to complain when this law works against their interest.
  -- Anwar Sada...
• I think God invented rain to give dead people something to complain about. -- David Brenne
• The one day you'd sell you soul for something, souls are a glut. -- Mason's First Law of Synergism
• If you don't have something good to say about someone......... let's hear it.
• Inconstitencies of opinion which may arise from time to time due to contingencies which may not be anticipated are often justifiable except when you do them
  ince for you, consistency requires that you be as dumb today as you were yesterday and the day before that....