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Now the Lord God planted a garden East of Whittier in a place called Yorba Linda, and out of the ground he made to grow orange trees that were good for food and the fruits thereof he labeled SUNKIST.
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Now there's a violent movie titled, "The Croquet Homicide," or "Murder With Mallets Aforethought.
-- Shelby Friedman, WSJ....
Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game
you can win or you can lose or it can rain. -- Casey Stengel...
Now you're ready for the actual shopping.
Nowlan's Theory: He who hesitates is not only lost, but several miles from the next freeway exit.
Nuclear powered vacuuum cleaners will probably be a reality within 10 years.
[Nuclear war] ... may not be desirable. -- Edwin Meese III
Nuclear war would mean abolition of most comforts, and disruption of normal routines, for children and adults alike.
-- Willard F. Libby, "You Can Survive Atomic Attack...
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.

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