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Often things ARE as bad as they seem!
Ogden's Law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.
Oh, Aunty Em, it's so good to be home!
Oh, by the way, which one's Pink? -- Pink Floyd
Oh don't the days seem lank and long When all goes right and none goes wrong, And isn't your life extremely flat With nothing whatever to grumble at!
Oh Father, my Father, Oh what must I do? They're burning our streets and beating me blue.
"Listen my son, I'll tell you the truth: Get a close haircut and spit-shine your shoes....
Oh freddled gruntbuggly, thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Oh, give me a home, Where the buffalo roam, And I'll show you a house with a really messy kitchen.
Oh, give me a locus where the gravitons focus Where the three-body problem is solved, Where the microwaves play down at three degrees K, And the cold virus never evolved.
(chorus) We eat algea pi...
Oh give me your pity! I'm on a committee, We attend and amend Which means that from morning And contend and defend to night, Without a conclusion in sight.
We confer and concur, We defer and de...

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