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Old MacDonald had an agricultural real estate tax abatement.
Old mail has arrived.
Old men are fond of giving good advice to console themselves for their inability to set a bad example.
-- La Rochefoucauld, "Maxim...
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard To fetch her poor daughter a dress.
When she got there, the cupboard was bare And so was her daughter, I guess......
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Old programmers never die, they just become managers.
Old programmers never die, they just branch to a new address.
Old programmers never die, they just hit account block limit.
Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
Old timer, n: One who remembers when charity was a virtue and not an organization.

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