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• Murder is the leading cause of homicide.
• The first example of permanent press was an Egyptian mummy. -- Shelby Friedma
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  Christ, how boring can you get. They ought to pep it up a bit....
• Hackers (the movie) n. A notable bomb from 1995.
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• Oops," Says MPAA President Recently, the United States filed a legal brief in support of the MPAA's argument that linking to the DeCSS source code is not protected by the First Amendment.
  At the time, the MPAA was ecstatic. But not any longer....
• Marge: All right: it's time to vote for the grand prize.
  Jay: I vote for Barney Gumbel's sensitive yet unfortunately-titled film, "Pukahontas"....
• Sub-titled in HEX for programme
• I have my wedding to prepare, my wife to murder, and Gilder to frame for it.
  I'm swamped. -- Prince Humperdink, "The Princess Bride", movie...