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Of course a platonic relationship is possible -- but only between husband and wife.
Of course it's possible to love a human being if you don't know them too well.
-- Charles Bukowski...
Of course power tools and alcohol don't mix. Everyone knows power tools aren't soluble in alcohol.
.. -- Crazy Nigel...
Of course there's no reason for it, it's just our policy.
Of course you can't flap your arms and fly to the moon.
After awhile you'd run out of air to push against....
Of course you have a purpose -- to find a purpose.
Of what you see in books, believe 75%. Of newspapers, believe 50%.
And of TV news, believe 25% -- make that 5% if the anchorman wears a blazer....
Office Automation: The use of computers to improve efficiency in the office by removing anyone you would want to talk with over coffee.
Official Project Stages: 1. Uncritical Acceptance 2.
Wild Enthusiasm 3. Dejected Disillusionment 4. Total Confusion 5....
Often statistics are used as a drunken man uses lampposts -- for support rather than illumination.

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