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Nuke the unborn gay female whales for Jesus.
Nuke them till they glow, then shoot them in the dark.
(null cookie; hope that's ok)
Nullum magnum ingenium sine mixtura dementiae fuit. -- Seneca
Numeric stability is probably not all that important when you're guessing.
Nurse Donna: Oh, Groucho, I'm afraid I'm gonna wind up an old maid.
Groucho: Well, bring her in and we'll wind her up together....
Nusbaum's Rule: The more pretentious the corporate name, the smaller the organization.
O! If I were a fish I'd lay hap'ly on my dish. Yes, that's my one and only wish -- To be a fish!
For fish don't ever mish; They needn't flush after they pish!...
O give me a home, Where the buffalo roam, Where the deer and the antelope play, Where seldom is heard A discouraging word, 'Cause what can an antelope say?
O imitators, you slavish herd! -- Quintus Horatius Flaccus (Horace)

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