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Nothing that's forced can ever be right, If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee. -- Kim Hubbard
Nothing will ever be attempted if all possible objections must be first overcome. -- Dr. Johnso
NOTICE: Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will be summarily put out.
NOTICE: -- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY -- (The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.
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Nouvelle cuisine, n: French for "not enough food".
Continental breakfast, n: English for "not enough food"....
November: The eleventh twelfth of a weariness.
Novinson's Revolutionary Discovery: When comes the revolution, things will be different -- not better, just different.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Now hatred is by far the longest pleasure; Men love in haste, but they detest at leisure.
-- George Gordon, Lord Byron, "Don Jua...
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