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• Somewhere out there someone has put out a reward for anyone actually having seen a calorie.
• Put the cat out? I didn't know it was on fire!
• Just yesterday morning, they let me know you were gone, Suzanne, the plans they made put an end to you, I went out this morning and I wrote down this song, Just can't remember who to send it to.
  .. Oh, I've seen fire and I've seen rain, I've seen sunny days that I thought would never end, I've seen lonely times when I could not find a friend, But I always thought that I'd see you again....
• If you are seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
  ' -- Oliver's law of assumed responsibility...
• Avoid fire, flame, or smoking during use.
• Has anyone seen my sanity?
• I was the first woman to burn mt bra - it took the fire department four days to put it out.
• To a persistent Casanova: "If you don't leave now, I'll call the whole fire department to put you out.
• FIRE!! BANG!! OOUUUCH!!!!! Whoops! Is anyone down range.