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Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps; for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between what things are and what they ought to be.
-- William Hazli...
Man must shape his tools lest they shape him. -- Arthur R. Mille
Man proposes, God disposes. -- Thomas a Kempi
Man usually avoids attributing cleverness to somebody else -- unless it is an enemy.
-- A. Einstei...
Man who arrives at party two hours late will find he has been beaten to the punch.
Man who falls in blast furnace is certain to feel overwrought.
Man who falls in vat of molten optical glass makes spectacle of self.
Man who sleep in beer keg wake up stickey.
Man will never fly. Space travel is merely a dream. All aspirin is alike.
Management: How many feet do mice have? Reply: Mice have four feet.
M: Elaborate! R: Mice have five appendages, and four of them are feet....

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