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• Man who arrives at party two hours late will probably find he has been beaten to the punch.
• The man who said "A bird in the hand's worth two in the bush" has been putting his bird in the *WRONG* bushes.
• Man will survive into eternity. He's too stupid to know when he's beaten.
• He who laughs last -- missed the punch line.
• He who has had, has been, but he who hasn't been, has been had.
• Freddy approaches two people tossing a football] Freddy
  Gimme the ball! [runs to the punch bowl, throws it in hard] The punch has been spiked!...
• When a man and a women argue, it is often the stupidest of the two who thinks He has won.
• The man who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd.
  The man who walks alone is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been....