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• They're a little warm and moist.
  -- Marge puts on (rented) bowling shoes, "Jacques to be Wild...
• She said I should think of her like a sister. I said I did, but not my sister.
• Homer: All right, who did this? Bart: We were just sitting on the couch quietly chatting when we heard a creaking noise.
  Lisa: We leapt off just in time to see it collapse....
• If you want to know how old a woman is, ask her sister-in-law.
• Now a pestering sister's a festering blister, you'd best-a resist her...
• Yo momma feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!