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• So long as we love we serve; so long as we are loved by others, I would almost say that we are indispensable
  and no man is useless while he has a friend. -- Robert Louis Stevenso...
• Some people are useless on top of the ground--they should be under it, inspiring the cabbages.
• I'd love to, but... the grunion are running. -- 30 of 101 Easy Ways To Say NO
• A diplomat is a person who: + -always knows what to talk about, but doesn't always talk about what he knows.
  + -always tries to settle problems created by other diplomats....
• Politics has reached the level where we're goin' some if we can even get good, efficient people to vote, to say nothin' of runnin' for office.
  -- Kin Hubbard...
• First Law of Office Holders Get re-elected.
• I don't recall running for this office.
• Never try to guess your wife's size. Just buy her anything marked `petite' and hold on to the receipt.
• Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls.
  Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone....