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• Inform all the troops that communications have completely broken down.
• When it comes to all-out war you use all the troops you have.
• Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
• The vending machine is already broken. You want to completely destroy destroy it or something?
• But, oh ye lords of ladies intellectual, Inform us truly,--have they not henpeck'd you all?
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto i, Stanza 22...
• Please inform Starfleet: I have engaged the Borg. Wedding Friday.
• HARTLEY'S SECOND LAW: Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
  My corollary: The completely psychotic have all the fun....
• The Troops Know * The schedule doesn't have enough time for maintenance in it.
  * A lot of bugs get past the tests. * Most old code can't be maintained....
• The first step in fixing a broken program is getting it to fail repeatedly.
  -- "Programming Pearls", Communications of the ACM, Sep. 1985...