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• In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day.
  During that time we regret that you will be unbearable....
• Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Sign on a cabin door of a Soviet Black Sea cruise line
  Helpsavering apparata in emergings behold many whistles!...
• In a Bangkok temple: It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
• Inglish Spocken Hier: some mangled translations Various signs in Poland
  Right turn toward immediate outside. Go soothingly in the snow, as there lurk the ski demons....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up. -- In a Leipzig elevato
• Here's what I know about regret. It's always present, even if unseen, like the moon in the day sky.
  The tigers of regret are patient. They can stay hidden for a long time, then pounce....
• Ladies are requested not to have children at the bar. -- sign in a Norwegian cocktail lounge
• Riker: "We might regret this." Ro: "Regret *what*? Aren't you being a little presumptuous?
  -- "Conundrum", Stardate 45494.2...