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• Information Center, n.: A room staffed by professional computer people whose job it is to tell you why you cannot have the information you require.
• You tell 'em Dictionary, You're full of information.
• How many Tory MP's -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  I'm sorry I can't tell you that, the light bulb changing service has been privatised and the information you require is commercially sensitive....
• You are in the center of an incredibly wide room.
• I'm sorry, you are not cleared for that information.
• Gentlemen, for your information, I have a question to ask you. -- Samuel Goldwy
• The information you need is not what you can obtain.