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• Football's a game of 90 minutes.
• Why get real when artificial is so much easier to keep clean?
• Why is artificial insemination so successful? There's no chance of a cock-up.
• And why does all of the corn in Western Iowa lean toward the West?
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• As far as can be known, one of the major purposes for the entire State of Iowa is to keep Minnesota from sinking and hitting Missouri.
• So you don't have to, Cindy, but I was wondering if you might want to go to someplace, you know, with me, sometime.
  "Well, I can think of a lot of worse things, David....
• The battle of the Gulf was won on the playing fields of Atari.
• Politics is like coaching a football team. you have to be smart enough to understand the game but not smart enough to lose interest.