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How Come Financial Advisors Never Seem To Be As Wealthy As They Claim They'll Make You?
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How come financial advisors never seem to be as wealthy as they
claim they'll make you?
Related:
Read and listen for what is missing. Many advisors are quite capable of stating how to improve what has been proposed, or what's wrong.
Few seem capable of sensing what isn't there. -- Donald Rumsfeld...
Whistle, and she 'll come to you. -- Beaumont and Fletcher -- Wit Without Money, Act iv, Sc. 4
Come to terms with the fact that mermen seem to be few and far between.
(Well, how many have *you* seen?) -- Forty-two things to do as preparation for life as a mermaid....
Oh whistle, and I 'll come to ye, my lad.
-- Robert Burns (1759-1796) -- Whistle, and I 'll come to ye...
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How come we never talk anymore?